In a recent episode of the ‘New Rory & Mal’ podcast, things took a hilariously unpredictable turn as the crew delved into the unconventional jobs that New Yorkers often take on to make ends meet. Among the standout topics was the fascinating phenomenon of “angel riders,” individuals who redistribute city bikes across the boroughs for extra cash. Co-host Julian highlighted the jaw-dropping fact that one of these riders can rake in a staggering $6,000 a month, though it comes at the cost of sacrificing precious sleep.
But the humor really ramped up when co-host Mal proposed a tongue-in-cheek solution to New York City’s notorious rat problem: an “immigrant citizenship program” that rewards citizens based on how many rats they catch. Picture this: catch 200 rats and earn your green card! The more you catch, the more benefits you gain, with citizens reportedly earning 5 cents per rat while immigrants get… Well, less. And for those feeling extra ambitious, there’s even a bonus opportunity to use a City Bike for night-time rat redistribution (all while snagging a few more for good measure).
The crew debated the logistics of this bizarre proposition, with Rory suggesting a “rat quota” for social security numbers, comparing it to an absurd game. As they shared anecdotes about their experiences with delivery drivers, the conversation illuminated the often hilarious realities of urban life.
Is Mal serious about this rat-catching citizenship initiative? Probably not! But the absurdity provides a hilarious (and thought-provoking) lens through which to view NYC’s ongoing struggles with rats and immigration policy. The episode cleverly critiques the “earned citizenship” concept, shedding light on the hypocrisy surrounding who gets the credit for building the city.
The discussion then shifts gears to the real-life hustle of those redistributing City Bikes for cash. Is the grind worth it? The crew dives into this topic, exploring the fine line between necessity and absurdity in the big city hustle.
