Slim Thug Says Getting A Happy Ending Is In The Single Man’s Bill Of Rights

SLIM THUG SAYS GETTING A HAPPY ENDING IS IN THE SINGLE MAN’S BILL OF RIGHTS

According to a fictitious charter of rights for single men, Slim Thug has made it plain that you have certain rights to a happy ending if you’re a single man.

The rap legend from Houston took to social media to share his thoughts on a single man finding satisfaction after having a beautiful woman trim his hair and beard. While Slim Thug admitted he wasn’t hoping for a happy ending with the barber, he did admit that things could change with a masseuse, particularly if she’s a “fine woman.”

“If she was a fine masseuse lady and she wanted to give me a happy ending, I’m widdit,” Thugga stated. “I’ve even got a budget for that.”

The mentality a man should have when he’s single was then broken down by Slim Thug.

It’s crucial to assert your single rights when you’re single, he said. “Going for a massage and experiencing a happy ending is one of your solitary rights as a single person. So, if you can find that, you ought to take pleasure in it. Because relationships are where people get into trouble for stuff like that.

Then he issued a strong caution on guys who assert their “single rights.”

“This is the warning of exercising your single rights like me,” Slim Thug said.  “It’s a drug. Up there with money and sex is the freedom of being single and being able to do whatever you want.

Slim Thug continued his single rights-based lecture by asserting that because guys are in relationships, they no longer have the right to be free as human beings.

If you’re in a committed relationship, you can’t just declare, “Man, I’m up out of this b*tch, I’m gone.” I’m warning you, man. Use your freedom to pursue your desires each and every day, okay?

While allowing males to live freely, Slim Thug is also happy that a female issue of his was resolved earlier this year. A lady was detained in April on suspicion of following the “Still Tippin” artist.

He then posted a picture of two police officers apprehending a lady he claims has been stalking him for months on his Facebook and Instagram profiles.

He captioned his post, “They got my stalker yall today is a good day.” “If u love her keep her ugly ass away from me she’s making fake pages of me and showing up to my house everyday I’ve never messed with her in life if y’all believed that y’all are just as crazy as her,” the speaker said.

The rapper asserted that he has been having problems with this stalker for a while. He discussed an incident with the same woman in March, where he claimed that his neighbors and police had to remove her from his home.

He remarked in an Instagram Live that Big Foot Creative Studios recorded, “My neighbor — I told my brother that I’ll smoke this bitch if I catch her at the house, bro.” “So they made hasty calls to the neighbors to get them to come and fetch her out of there. Since I detest slow people. I detest when individuals act in the ‘drop up at your place’ manner. I’ve never even met that girl. I’ve never had a bed with her. I’m sick of this woman, man. She previously tore up my automobile.

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